Socialism - You have two cows. The governement takes one of them and gives it to your neighbor.
Nazism - You have two cows. The governement takes them both and shoots you.
Fascism - You have two cows. The governement takes both of them and sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy - You have two cows. The governement takes both of them... shoots one and milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.
Capitalism - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
